Tuesday, March 22, 2011

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Funny Windows 7 Error Codes

Recently our fiend 'Mad' Mick uncovered these Windows 7 error codes when he intercepted a Microsoft's internal memo:

  • Windows7_Error: 001 Windows 7 loaded - Warning your computer is now in danger
  • Windows7_Error: 002 No Error - Check again in 10 seconds
  • Windows7_Error: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
  • Windows7_Error: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong (just testing)
  • Windows7_Error: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
  • Windows7_Error: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch - phone Kevlar
  • Windows7_Error: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
  • Windows7_Error: 008 Broken window. Path not found - phone Glazier
  • Windows7_Error: 009 Horrible bug encountered - Press F13 for more help
  • Windows7_Error: 00A Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
  • Windows7_Error: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50GB
  • Windows7_Error: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!
  • Windows7_Error: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
  • Windows7_Error: 00E Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
  • Windows7_Error: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
  • Windows7_Error: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
  • Windows7_Error: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
  • Windows7_Error: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
  • Windows7_Error: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
  • Windows7_Error: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
  • Windows7_Error: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
  • Windows7_Error: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
  • Windows7_Error: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
  • Windows7_Error: 012 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will be closed automatically and the virus will be reactivated.
  • Windows7_Error: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
  • Windows7_Error: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
  • Windows7_Error: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
  • Windows7_Error: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
  • Windows7_Error: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next error will not be displayed or recorded.
  • Windows7_Error: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  • Windows7_Error: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
  • Windows7_Error: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 5,000 Gigawatts available

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